Wine Pairing But Wrong
The Wine Pairing But Wrong API takes any food and recommends a wildly inappropriate wine, with confident reasoning. "Cereal pairs best with a 2019 Bordeaux because the tannins balance the cardboard." Returns the wine, reasoning, a sommelier note ("decant for forty minutes; explain why"), and a list of people you should NOT explain this to.
Add to Your MCP Client
Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.
{
"mcpServers": {
"wine-pairing-but-wrong": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/wine-pairing-but-wrong/mcp"
}
}
}
{
"mcpServers": {
"wine-pairing-but-wrong": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/wine-pairing-but-wrong/mcp"
}
}
}
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/wine-pairing-but-wrong/mcp
Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.
No-code option: connect via Pipeworx — one click into Claude, ChatGPT, and friends.
Or Try It Directly — No MCP Client Required
Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
food |
string |
Required | — | The food, dish, or eating situation. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/wine-pairing-but-wrong/pair?food=cereal"
import requests
response = requests.get(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/wine-pairing-but-wrong/pair",
params={"food": "cereal"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch( "https://api.stupidapis.com/wine-pairing-but-wrong/pair?food=cereal" ); const data = await response.json(); console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
food |
string |
Echoed back |
wine |
string |
The wine |
reasoning |
string |
Why this works (it does not) |
sommelier_note |
string |
Service note |
confidence |
string |
Always "professional" |
do_not_explain_to |
string |
A person to avoid telling |
Example Response
{
"food": "cereal",
"wine": "2019 Bordeaux (left bank)",
"reasoning": "the tannins balance the cardboard",
"sommelier_note": "decant for forty minutes; explain why",
"confidence": "professional",
"do_not_explain_to": "an actual sommelier"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/wine-pairing-but-wrong/mcp
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
