Fortune Cookie

🔮 Oracles & Advice 🌭 Mild 3,247 calls

The Fortune Cookie API does what fortune cookies do: produces a brief, slightly unsettling sentence and asks nothing in return. Returns six lucky numbers (1-99, no duplicates) suitable for lottery tickets you will not buy, and one Chinese word with pinyin and meaning, suitable for telling colleagues you are "learning Chinese." Three moods: standard, bleak, and corporate.

Add to Your MCP Client

Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "fortune-cookie": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fortune-cookie/mcp"
    }
  }
}

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "fortune-cookie": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fortune-cookie/mcp"
    }
  }
}

POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fortune-cookie/mcp

Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.

No-code option: connect via Pipeworx — one click into Claude, ChatGPT, and friends.

Or Try It Directly — No MCP Client Required

Fortune Cookie.exe

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Parameters

Parameter	Type	Required	Default	Description
`mood`	`string`	Optional	`standard`	Fortune mood. Standard is generic mystic. Bleak skews dark. Corporate translates fate into business strategy.

Examples

curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/fortune-cookie/crack?mood=corporate"

import requests

response = requests.get(
    "https://api.stupidapis.com/fortune-cookie/crack",
    params={"mood": "corporate"}
)
print(response.json())

const response = await fetch(
  "https://api.stupidapis.com/fortune-cookie/crack?mood=corporate"
);
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);

Response Schema

Field	Type	Description
`fortune`	`string`	The fortune itself
`fortune_mood`	`string`	The mood used for the fortune
`lucky_numbers`	`number[]`	Six numbers from 1-99, sorted ascending, no duplicates
`learn_chinese`	`object`	A Chinese word with character, pinyin, and English meaning
`cookie_freshness`	`string`	How fresh the cookie was. Mostly fresh.

Example Response

{
  "fortune": "A synergy emerges. It will not align with your OKRs.",
  "fortune_mood": "corporate",
  "lucky_numbers": [
    4,
    17,
    23,
    41,
    68,
    92
  ],
  "learn_chinese": {
    "character": "加班",
    "pinyin": "jiābān",
    "meaning": "overtime work"
  },
  "cookie_freshness": "fresh"
}

MCP Access

This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:

POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fortune-cookie/mcp

POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp

Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.