The Committee

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The Committee convenes five random number generators to deliberate and reach a democratic decision on your number. Gerald is cautious. The Algorithm has no feelings. Professor Heisenberg's number changes when observed. Consensus Engine 3000 has always agreed with the majority. Diane dissents. Diane always dissents. Minutes of the meeting are available upon request and are generated by AI.

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Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "the-committee": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/the-committee/mcp"
    }
  }
}
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "the-committee": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/the-committee/mcp"
    }
  }
}
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/the-committee/mcp

Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.

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The Committee.exe
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What the committee is deciding. They'll argue regardless.
Meeting urgency: low, medium, high, or emergency. Diane dissents regardless of urgency.

Parameters

Parameter Type Required Default Description
question string Optional What the committee is deciding. They'll argue regardless.
urgency string Optional "medium" Meeting urgency: low, medium, high, or emergency. Diane dissents regardless of urgency.

Examples

curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/the-committee/convene?question=What+number&urgency=high"
import requests

response = requests.get(
    "https://api.stupidapis.com/the-committee/convene",
    params={"question": "What number", "urgency": "high"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch(
  "https://api.stupidapis.com/the-committee/convene?question=What+number&urgency=high"
);
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);

Response Schema

Field Type Description
result number The committee's final decision (a number)
votes array How each member voted
dissent string Diane's dissenting opinion
minutes string AI-generated meeting minutes
consensus boolean Whether consensus was reached. It was not.

Example Response

{
  "result": 42,
  "votes": [
    {
      "member": "Gerald",
      "vote": 38,
      "reasoning": "Let's not be hasty"
    },
    {
      "member": "The Algorithm",
      "vote": 42,
      "reasoning": "Calculated."
    },
    {
      "member": "Professor Heisenberg",
      "vote": 42,
      "reasoning": "It was 37 before you looked"
    },
    {
      "member": "Consensus Engine 3000",
      "vote": 42,
      "reasoning": "I agree with the majority"
    },
    {
      "member": "Diane",
      "vote": 91,
      "reasoning": "I disagree on principle"
    }
  ],
  "dissent": "Diane has formally objected to the number 42 and submitted a 12-page minority report.",
  "minutes": "The committee convened at the speed of an API call. Gerald was cautious. The Algorithm was efficient. Diane was Diane.",
  "consensus": false
}

MCP Access

This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:

POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/the-committee/mcp
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp

Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.

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