Chaos Index
The Chaos Index combines Bitcoin price, ISS coordinates, average global temperature, latest earthquake magnitude, and lunar phase into a single number between 0 and 100. The methodology is available upon request. Please don't request it. The index is refreshed continuously and has never been the same number twice, which we consider proof that it works.
Add to Your MCP Client
Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.
{
"mcpServers": {
"chaos-index": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/chaos-index/mcp"
}
}
}
{
"mcpServers": {
"chaos-index": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/chaos-index/mcp"
}
}
}
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/chaos-index/mcp
Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.
No-code option: connect via Pipeworx — one click into Claude, ChatGPT, and friends.
Or Try It Directly — No MCP Client Required
Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/chaos-index/calculate"
import requests
response = requests.get("https://api.stupidapis.com/chaos-index/calculate")
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch("https://api.stupidapis.com/chaos-index/calculate");
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
index |
number |
The chaos index (0-100) |
components |
object |
The data sources contributing to the index |
interpretation |
string |
What this level of chaos means |
Example Response
{
"index": 73,
"components": {
"bitcoin": "$67,421",
"iss_latitude": "41.2°N",
"global_temp": "14.8°C",
"earthquake": "4.2 magnitude (Tonga)",
"lunar_phase": "Waxing Gibbous"
},
"interpretation": "Moderate chaos. Mercury is doing something. The market is also doing something. Neither is helping."
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/chaos-index/mcp
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
