Weather But Lying

🔮 Oracles & Advice 🌭🌭 Medium 2,334 calls

The Weather But Lying API delivers weather forecasts that are confident, specific, and incorrect. Temperatures range from -200°F to 600°F. Conditions include "sentient drizzle" and "scattered guilt." Each report includes a recommendation, like "stay close to walls." Source is unverifiable. Confidence is 100%.

Add to Your MCP Client

Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "weather-but-lying": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/weather-but-lying/mcp"
    }
  }
}
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "weather-but-lying": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/weather-but-lying/mcp"
    }
  }
}
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/weather-but-lying/mcp

Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.

No-code option: connect via Pipeworx — one click into Claude, ChatGPT, and friends.

Or Try It Directly — No MCP Client Required

Weather But Lying.exe
_ ×
City name. Spelling is unverified.

Parameters

Parameter Type Required Default Description
city string Required City name. Spelling is unverified.

Examples

curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/weather-but-lying/forecast?city=Tokyo"
import requests

response = requests.get(
    "https://api.stupidapis.com/weather-but-lying/forecast",
    params={"city": "Tokyo"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch(
  "https://api.stupidapis.com/weather-but-lying/forecast?city=Tokyo"
);
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);

Response Schema

Field Type Description
city string The city you asked about, echoed
temperature_f number Temperature in Fahrenheit. Wide range.
conditions string Current conditions. Often emotional.
humidity_pct number Humidity percentage. May exceed 100.
wind string Wind description with direction (sometimes)
pressure string Barometric trend
recommendation string What to do today
confidence string Always 100%
source string Always "unverifiable"

Example Response

{
  "city": "Tokyo",
  "temperature_f": 412,
  "conditions": "light meatball showers",
  "humidity_pct": 200,
  "wind": "sustained 88 mph from a direction not yet named",
  "pressure": "plummeting",
  "recommendation": "stay indoors and reconsider your priorities",
  "confidence": "100%",
  "source": "unverifiable"
}

MCP Access

This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:

POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/weather-but-lying/mcp
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp

Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.

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