Pickup Line
The Pickup Line API returns one cheesy pickup line by category. Each line ships with an estimated rejection rate (always high), delivery advice ("commit fully"), and required confidence level ("unreasonable"). The terrible category is, by design, terrible.
Add to Your MCP Client
Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.
{
"mcpServers": {
"pickup-line": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/pickup-line/mcp"
}
}
}
{
"mcpServers": {
"pickup-line": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/pickup-line/mcp"
}
}
}
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/pickup-line/mcp
Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.
No-code option: connect via Pipeworx — one click into Claude, ChatGPT, and friends.
Or Try It Directly — No MCP Client Required
Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
category |
string |
Optional | terrible |
Pickup line category. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/pickup-line/line?category=nerd"
import requests
response = requests.get(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/pickup-line/line",
params={"category": "nerd"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch( "https://api.stupidapis.com/pickup-line/line?category=nerd" ); const data = await response.json(); console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
line |
string |
The pickup line |
category |
string |
Category used |
estimated_rejection_rate |
string |
Estimated chance of failure |
delivery_advice |
string |
How to use it |
confidence_required |
string |
Required level of confidence |
Example Response
{
"line": "Are you HTTPS? Because I trust you with my data.",
"category": "nerd",
"estimated_rejection_rate": "78%",
"delivery_advice": "commit fully. there is no half-commit option.",
"confidence_required": "unreasonable"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/pickup-line/mcp
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
