Fake Nutrition Label
The Fake Nutrition Label API generates a Nutrition Facts label for any abstract item. Serving sizes are events ("1 phone call you have been avoiding"). Nutrients are emotional ("Existential Dread", "Hope (declining)") with daily value percentages. Includes ingredients and a footer disclaimer.
Add to Your MCP Client
Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.
{
"mcpServers": {
"fake-nutrition-label": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-nutrition-label/mcp"
}
}
}
{
"mcpServers": {
"fake-nutrition-label": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-nutrition-label/mcp"
}
}
}
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-nutrition-label/mcp
Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.
No-code option: connect via Pipeworx — one click into Claude, ChatGPT, and friends.
Or Try It Directly — No MCP Client Required
Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
item |
string |
Required | — | The item to label. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-nutrition-label/label?item=a+long+commute"
import requests
response = requests.get("https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-nutrition-label/label", params={"item": "a long commute"})
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch("https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-nutrition-label/label?item=a+long+commute");
const data = await response.json();
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
item |
string |
Echoed back |
serving_size |
string |
Event-based |
servings_per_container |
string |
Approximation |
calories |
number |
Calorie count |
nutrients |
object[] |
Six abstract nutrients |
ingredients |
string[] |
Five abstract ingredients |
footer |
string |
Disclaimer |
Example Response
{
"item": "a long commute",
"serving_size": "1 commute",
"servings_per_container": "about 3",
"calories": 412,
"nutrients": [
{
"name": "Existential Dread",
"amount": "47 units",
"daily_value": "88%"
},
{
"name": "Patience",
"amount": "12 units",
"daily_value": "12%"
},
{
"name": "Caffeine Equivalent",
"amount": "23 units",
"daily_value": "40%"
},
{
"name": "Quiet Resentment",
"amount": "60 units",
"daily_value": "120%"
},
{
"name": "Plans Made and Forgotten",
"amount": "8 units",
"daily_value": "4%"
},
{
"name": "Hope (declining)",
"amount": "18 units",
"daily_value": "24%"
}
],
"ingredients": [
"mostly time",
"one small regret",
"context",
"naturally occurring optimism",
"a stabilizer"
],
"footer": "* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000-feeling diet"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-nutrition-label/mcp
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
