Fake Museum Plaque

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The Fake Museum Plaque API takes any everyday object and elevates it. Returns a title with period ("Chair, c. 2003"), materials ("wood, paint, and intent"), provenance ("Donated by an anonymous benefactor in 1987 with no accompanying note"), significance, viewing note, and a catalog number.

Add to Your MCP Client

Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "fake-museum-plaque": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-museum-plaque/mcp"
    }
  }
}
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "fake-museum-plaque": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-museum-plaque/mcp"
    }
  }
}
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-museum-plaque/mcp

Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.

No-code option: connect via Pipeworx — one click into Claude, ChatGPT, and friends.

Or Try It Directly — No MCP Client Required

Fake Museum Plaque.exe
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The object to describe.

Parameters

Parameter Type Required Default Description
object string Required The object to describe.

Examples

curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-museum-plaque/describe?object=stapler"
import requests

response = requests.get(
    "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-museum-plaque/describe",
    params={"object": "stapler"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch(
  "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-museum-plaque/describe?object=stapler"
);
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);

Response Schema

Field Type Description
object string Echoed back
title string Title with period
period string When it was made
materials string What it is made of
provenance string Where it came from
significance string Why it matters
viewing_note string How to view it
catalog_number string Catalog number

Example Response

{
  "object": "stapler",
  "title": "Stapler, mid-2000s",
  "period": "mid-2000s",
  "materials": "metal, wax, and what is left of an opinion",
  "provenance": "Donated by an anonymous benefactor in 1987 with no accompanying note",
  "significance": "A representative example of its period and class",
  "viewing_note": "view from the left side, slightly squinting",
  "catalog_number": "A.2034.482"
}

MCP Access

This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:

POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-museum-plaque/mcp
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp

Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.

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