Fake Horoscope
The Fake Horoscope API delivers daily horoscopes for all twelve signs, combining vague celestial events ("Mercury enters retrograde in your fourth house") with mundane warnings ("avoid open-plan offices on Tuesday"). Includes lucky color, unlucky object, emotional forecast, and cosmic advice. The reading is generic. The certainty is total.
Add to Your MCP Client
Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.
{
"mcpServers": {
"fake-horoscope": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-horoscope/mcp"
}
}
}
{
"mcpServers": {
"fake-horoscope": {
"url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-horoscope/mcp"
}
}
}
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-horoscope/mcp
Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.
No-code option: connect via Pipeworx — one click into Claude, ChatGPT, and friends.
Or Try It Directly — No MCP Client Required
Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
sign |
string |
Required | — | Your zodiac sign, lowercase. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-horoscope/read?sign=leo"
import requests
response = requests.get(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-horoscope/read",
params={"sign": "leo"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch( "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-horoscope/read?sign=leo" ); const data = await response.json(); console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
sign |
string |
Your sign |
reading |
string |
The horoscope itself |
lucky_color |
string |
Color of the day |
unlucky_object |
string |
Object to avoid |
emotional_forecast |
string |
Mood for the day |
cosmic_advice |
string |
A short instruction from the universe |
Example Response
{
"sign": "leo",
"reading": "Mercury enters retrograde in your fourth house. This is significant for you specifically. Avoid open-plan offices on Tuesday.",
"lucky_color": "burnt sienna",
"unlucky_object": "a mug",
"emotional_forecast": "mildly metaphysical",
"cosmic_advice": "be water"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-horoscope/mcp
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
