Fake Coffee Order

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The Fake Coffee Order API generates one chaotic coffee order per call. Stitches together size, temperature, base, milk, syrup, modifiers, and one absurd request ("two pumps of guilt"). Returns the full order line, components, estimated price, prep time, and barista response.

Add to Your MCP Client

Drop this server into Claude Desktop, Cursor, Continue, or any MCP-compatible client.

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "fake-coffee-order": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-coffee-order/mcp"
    }
  }
}
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "fake-coffee-order": {
      "url": "https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-coffee-order/mcp"
    }
  }
}
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-coffee-order/mcp

Add the snippet to your client's MCP config (typically claude_desktop_config.json for Claude Desktop, ~/.cursor/mcp.json for Cursor). Restart the client. The tools become available to your AI assistant.

No-code option: connect via Pipeworx — one click into Claude, ChatGPT, and friends.

Or Try It Directly — No MCP Client Required

Fake Coffee Order.exe
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Parameters

Parameter Type Required Default Description

Examples

curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-coffee-order/order"
import requests

response = requests.get("https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-coffee-order/order")
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch("https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-coffee-order/order");
const data = await response.json();

Response Schema

Field Type Description
order string The full order
components object Order broken down
estimated_price string Price
estimated_prep_time string Prep time
barista_response string Barista reaction

Example Response

{
  "order": "A grande iced lavender oat milk flat white, half decaf, no foam, two pumps of guilt.",
  "components": {
    "size": "grande",
    "temperature": "iced",
    "base": "flat white",
    "milk": "oat milk",
    "syrup": "lavender",
    "modifiers": [
      "half decaf",
      "no foam"
    ],
    "absurd": "two pumps of guilt"
  },
  "estimated_price": "$8.42",
  "estimated_prep_time": "6 minutes",
  "barista_response": "a polite nod and three minutes of silence"
}

MCP Access

This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:

POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/fake-coffee-order/mcp
POST https://api.stupidmcps.com/mcp

Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.

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